8.07.2004
The Actual Contents of My Refrigerator
1. water
2. butter
3. milk - yes, I actually got milk right now. Impressive. I don't drink it though.
4. ketchup
5. jelly, grape of course. Any other kind is for freaks.
6. chocolate syrup
7. cold gel eye masks, to reduce puffiness
8. Kraft cheese slices - these things are not from nature and have an infinite shelf life.
9. baking soda - you know, to keep the contents of my refrigerator smelling fresh
-Robyn