About Me
- Name: Robyn
- Location: United States
Once upon a time, I was rotten. Spoiled rotten. Rotten Robyn. But then, a particular Pastor who hates poodles got down on his knees (on a pillow of course) and popped the question in a very Prince Charming way presenting me with a big diamond ring and proposing we spend the rest of our lives together. That's right - me and the Pastor. A man of God. A Bible scholar. A Ph.D. person. Someone who has the power to cast out demons. Me - I read magazines with pretty pictures. He shops at Goodwill, I prefer my clothes new and I don't like to repeat outfits. Want to see what happens next? Do I take everything he says and turn it into some sort of "Theology for Blondes?" Do you know where I can get a manicure pedicure in Nepal? One thing is for sure, I try to make church a prettier place. Amen.
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The Search for Strawberry Soda: Quality Control Division
Memorandum: the search for strawberry soda, by me, has officially been discontinued. No more random taste-testing of various mysterious cans, wrapped in plain brown paper...not knowing what you are drinking. After extensive (lie) research, our team of experts has concluded you don't have to actually look for the best strawberry soda. It will come to you. That's right...
Not necessarily when you are at your thirstyest, but rather when the time is right, God will see that the strawberry soda is the can that magically comes out of the soda machine, having little to do with what button you pushed or if you had correct change. If you have just the teensiest bit of faith...strawberry seed size... it'll happen, and it'll be the best strawberry soda you've ever tasted.
Robyn....not coca cola, but it's the real thing
p.s....why don't teensiest and thirstyest show up in the spell-checker?
- posted by Robyn @ 12:00 AM
