The Sky is Falling!
Signs it'll never work with a guy.....

1. He can't figure out that your name is Robyn, not Robin. Or even worse, constantly calls you something like Sweety, so as to not confuse your name with someone else's.

2. He can't quite grasp that your birthday is not on May 12.

3. He has a playstation.

4. You can wear his jeans. Don't ever hang around a guy the same size as or smaller than you.

5. His parents live within the same state border or a neighboring state.

6. Two words: pet snake.

7. Your sock monkey doesn't like him.

8. Memory loss: he frequently forgets HE has the balls...

9. When you are 9 months pregnant & wearing a red dress, tells you you look like a giant red tomato (this particular relationship won't work because he'll be dead and you'll probably be in jail. Never cross a girl with baby hormones).

10. He likes Jeff Gordon.

11. He doesn't read anything not printed on magazine paper.

12. He wraps all presents for you in newspaper....or even worse, leftover Christmas paper.

13. Only gets you flowers or cards of the "I'm sorry I was a jackass" variety.



- posted by Robyn @ 12:00 AM